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The Knight of the Dragon

A knight sets out to rescue a princess from a dragon, but the dragon turns out to really be an alien spacecraft.

It gets worse.

A kickboxer and a cyborg lead a revolution against the ruling cyborgs.

Did a toddler come up with the plot?

I miss Saturday morning cartoons for so many reasons.

A loyal dog attempts to save his owner who is threatened by a dark presence lurking in his late grandfather’s abandoned home.

The dog doesn’t die.

Two expatriates living in Thailand while robbing banks in Cambodia steal a drug lord’s money.

Sounds nonsensical.

A woodland creature and a majestic bird are accidentally transformed into each other’s species, forcing them to work together to save their valley.

The Dzo caused all the problems.

The X-Men must team up with the Brotherhood of Mutants to stop a genocidal soldier seeking to kill all mutants.

Better than many today.

During an earthquake three people are transported to a parallel universe by a scientist’s matter transmitter.

Richard Hatch was justifiably not proud of this.

A former Texas Rangers tries to bring in his former to whose ex-wife he is married.

That got messy!

An unidentified hiker found dead in the Florida wilderness triggers a search for who he is by a growing community of internet sleuths.

Tragic but not because of the dead man.