An ex-special forces operative who comes out of retirement to rescue a Thai girl. Attrition is an attempt by Steven Seagal to star in/be a part of a deep and philosophical project. It is a film filled with armchair philosophy delivered dispassionately by Seagal. The plot such as it is staggers from one moment toContinue reading “Attrition”
Category Archives: Steven Seagal
Ticker
When a San Francisco detective’s partner is murdered by Northern Irish terrorists, he joins the bomb squad in order to bring them to justice.
Barely a Seagal movie.
Fire Down Below
An EPA agent investigates a Kentucky mine and helps locals stand up for their ecological rights.
Seagal gets environmental!
Sniper Special Ops
When the mission to rescue a U.S. Congressman who has been kidnapped by the Taliban goes bad, the unit must survive until help arrives.
Seagal isn’t important to the story.
Into the Sun
A CIA operative becomes embroiled in a war between the Japanese Yakuza and the Chinese Triads.
Sensei Seagal does it again!
Black Dawn
Jonathan Cold goes undercover to stop a group of terrorists before they bomb Los Angeles.
Because The Foreigner (not the good one) was such a hit.
The Foreigner (Not The Good One)
A freelance secret agent must transport a package for a mysterious employer landing him in a web of betrayal and deceit.
Because nothing says secret agent like a tall and overweight man with a spray tan and ponytail.
Out for a Kill
A university professor is the unwitting accomplice in a foiled Chinese cocaine deal so he must escape jail to take his revenge and prove his innocence.
This is an experience.
I Could Poop Out A Better Story After Eating Alphabet Soup
A hitman working for an authoritarian government reconsiders his allegiances when reunited with a woman he thought dead.
Like I said I could poop out a better story after eating alphabet soup.
Born to Raise Hell
A US drug cop in Bucharest faces a Russian gun and drug trafficker and a Gypsy gang leader specializing in home invasions of the young and rich.
Guess which is actually the honorable criminal of the two.
Warren Watched A Movie 