Category Archives: The Acolyte

Cast Guest Cast A group of Jedi investigate a series of murders by a mysterious assassin. What was the point of these eight episodes?! ————————————————————————————————————- Choice The events of 16 years ago as told from the Jedi perspective. Loved that this flashback episode reused footage from the other flashback episode while inserting additional scenes. ItContinue reading “Star Wars: The Acolyte Season One Pt. Four-They Have No Idea How to Tell a Story”

A group of Jedi investigate a series of murders by a mysterious assassin.

So terrible that YouTube legend Space Ice mocked it.

A group of Jedi investigate a series of crimes by a mysterious assassin.

This is rough like sandpaper on a chapped butthole. Maybe worse.

A group of Jedi investigate a series of crimes by a mysterious assassin.

That is the plot of the series.