Hellboy and a rookie B.P.R.D. agent are travelling through the Appalachians where they find a community dominated by witches along with a sinister local demon called the Crooked Man.
My low expectations were not low enough.
Tag Archives: Action
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century S1 Ep. 14: Space Vampire
Buck and Wilma arrive at Theta Station to have Twiki serviced but when a freighter crashes into the outpost they face an otherworldly threat.
Fun and goofy.
Sinners
In the Mississippi Delta during the ‘30s criminal twin brothers return to their hometown where they face a horde of vampires at the opening of their juke joint.
It is always something…
Superman/Batman: Apocalypse
A mysterious teen-aged girl with superpowers comes to the attention of Darkseid, the ruler of Apokolips.
Makes sense to brainwash some stranger than use a naturally loyal person.
Star Trek S1 Ep. 22: Space Seed
The Enterprise encounters a sleeper ship holding genetically engineered people from Earth’s Eugenics War.
How do you go from Montalbán to Cumberbatch?
The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim
After the leader of the neighboring Kingdom of Dunlendings proposes marriage to his daughter, the king of Rohan accidentally kills him and starts a war.
Misfire.
Shoot ‘Em Up
A drifter and former black-ops soldier rescues a newborn from being killed by an assassin and then enlists the help of a prostitute to keep the baby safe as he fights a deepening conspiracy.
AMAZEBALLS!
Red Sonja
A fearless female warrior sets out to avenge her family’s death and free her kingdom from the threat of an evil queen.
Not even charmingly awful.
The King’s Man
During WWI the Kingsman agency is formed to defeat a group plotting to wipe out millions of people.
Not as fun as the first two.
The Soldier
Russian terrorists steal a nuclear bomb and threaten to detonate it in a Saudi oil field if the Israelis do not leave the West Bank and Gaza unless an American anti-terrorist unit can stop them.
I wrote it and reading that summation sounds confusing.
Warren Watched A Movie 