At a river crossing, a stand-off between a gang of outlaws and local townsfolk ensues when the ferry barge operator refuses to take the gang across the river.
Something about a Lee Van Cleef movie…
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Terminator Zero
A man developing an AI system intended to compete with Skynet finds himself and his three children pursued by an unknown robot assassin and a mysterious soldier that has been sent to protect him.
Boring.
The Brothers Grimm
Traveling con-artists the Brothers Grimm are forced to confront a genuine fairy-tale curse.
Something missing but not terrible.
The Original Classic Hellboy
A demon that works with a secretive government bureau to stop paranormal threats crosses paths with a resurrected sorcerer who seeks to make the creature fulfill his destiny of triggering the apocalypse.
Not your typical comic book movie.
Castle in the Sky
Two friends are pursued by a government agent, the army, and a group of pirates as they search for a legendary flying castle containing advanced technology.
Friday the 13th 2009
A young man searches for his sister missing near Crystal Lake and crosses paths with the infamous Jason Vorhees.
The same guy that did this did the Conan reboot.
Ator, the Fighting Eagle
A warrior sets out on a journey to rescue his wife after she is taken by the evil Spider Cult.
Wait until you hear what he thought about his wife BEFORE they married!
The Gundown
A man finds himself in a lawless town where he is forced into a showdown to protect a saloon and a beautiful woman.
Come for the action! Stay for the ladies!
What Is a Woman?
Political commentator Matt Walsh asks various people “What is a woman?”
Worth watching to see how some think.
The Great Wall
A pair of European mercenaries imprisoned in Imperial China in the Great Wall after arriving in search of gunpowder join forces with the Chinese to help fight monsters.
Is this a white savior movie or two actors forced into a completed movie?
Warren Watched A Movie 