A nomad barbarian unites a group of unlikely warriors to topple a deadly warlord.
How do you botch this?
Category Archives: But Why?
Satan’s Alley
Deeply hidden secrets come to the surface at an isolated monastery.
Cocaine Wars
An undercover DEA agent investigating one of the biggest cocaine exporters refuses a hit for the drug lord and decides to strike back before it’s too late.
The guy that reminds me of Dieter really sticks out.
Sling Blade II: The Reckoning
When the Earth is threatened by an unstoppable alien force, only Karl Childers can save us.
Some movies should never be made.
Anora
A stripper from New York marries the son of a wealthy Russian oligarch.
IT’S BORING!
Somnus
When malfunctions on a commercial spacecraft force a diversion in course to a colony, the crew discovers something disturbing about the inhabitants.
Or is it about ancient aliens wiping out most of humanity so we start over?
Home Sweet Home Alone
A married couple about to lose their home tries to steal back a valuable heirloom on Christmas.
How do you make a movie where nobody is likeable in any aspect?
Blackwater
A gang of outlaws take over a camp seeking a buried treasure of gold.
The greenscreen adds unintentional comedy.
More Poor Things About ‘Poor Things’
A woman in Victorian London is brought back to life via a brain transplant from a baby and a strong helping of superscience.
Sounds awesome but it’s not.
Poor Things
A woman in Victorian London is brought back to life via a brain transplant from a baby and superscience.
Over two hours of not much other than Emma Stone naked.
