The Martians need somebody to give gifts to their kids so naturally they kidnap Santa because reasons in this movie that ranks as one of the worst films ever made.
Tag Archives: Adventure
A Garfield Christmas Special
It is Christmas Eve and Jon, Odie, and Garfield are headed out to the country to spend Christmas with the family.
GI Joe-Cobra Claws Are Coming to Town
G.I. Joe must not only stop Cobra from ruling the world but also from ruining Christmas this time in a dastardly plot that jokingly references the Trojan War.
Fort Apache
A lieutenant colonel is transferred to a backwater outpost to take command. Now this glory seeking officer must confront a growing Indian threat.
The Mouse on the Mayflower
Told from the point of view of a church mouse named Willum, this television special chronicles the Pilgrim’s trek across the ocean to their arrival at Plymouth Rock and the first Thanksgiving in New England.
Die Another Day
A failed mission in North Korea leaves James Bond a prisoner of the hermit kingdom. After a prisoner exchange sets a terrorist free, Bond escapes and seeks out revenge only to uncover a conspiracy to allow North Korea to conquer the South.
Free Birds
Two very different turkeys team up and use time travel to try and keep their species off the menu during Thanksgiving.
The Magnificent Seven: A Good Film That Suffers From Not Being Like Its Namesake
Seven gunmen are hired by a woman who is desperate to save her town and avenge her husband’s murder.
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Miles Morales begins his journey as he becomes the new Spider-Man and must join with five spider-powered counterparts from other dimensions to stop Wilson Fisk from activating a device that could threaten all realities.
The World Is Not Enough
The assassination of a business tycoon exposes a plot of nuclear terrorism just to increase petroleum prices.
