When Peter asks Dr. Strange to use magic to make his identity as Spider-Man a secret again, the spell breaks the multiverse because Peter keeps adding conditions.
Idiot.
Author Archives: warrenwatchedamovie
The Lost Continent
The crew and passengers of a dilapidated freighter find themselves stuck in the Sargasso Sea amongst monsters, stranded conquistadors, and lethal seaweed.
Very weird.
Far Haven
After serving time in a territorial prison in Yuma, a man returns home to confront corruption and marauders.
Almost gets there.
Just Some Thoughts On…The Fading of the Professional Voice Artist
Too many celebrities are doing voicework!
The Toxic Avenger ‘23
A janitor after a chemical accident transforms into the Toxic Avenger.
Dinklage cannot save this.
Supergirl ’84
After losing a powerful orb, Superman’s cousin comes to Earth to get it back and finds herself up against an evil witch using it.
A travesty.
G.I. Joe: Resolute
Cobra deploys a new weapon to take over the world and G.I. Joe must stop them.
It is and isn’t its own thing
Avatar: Fire and Ash
The inhabitants of Pandora face the combined threat of the human RDA forces and a Na’vi clan of raiders called the Mangkwan.
Derivative of the second.
Terminal Force
A trigger-happy cop agrees to work on a case during his suspension.
Like Dirty Harry but not even good.
Hot Lead and Cold Feet
Twin brothers compete for possession of dusty cow town started by their father while the crooked mayor tries to end the pair so he can take control himself.
Not a Don Knotts movie!
