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Schlock

An apeman in Southern California goes into the suburbs where he develops an unrequited love for a young woman.

It lives up to the name.

Four retired Texas Rangers clean up a corrupt town that the son-in-law of their leader is trying to get elected the mayor of.

Entertaining but misses a few things.

When the Earth is threatened by an unstoppable alien force, only Karl Childers can save us.

Some movies should never be made.

A stripper from New York marries the son of a wealthy Russian oligarch.

IT’S BORING!

An EPA agent investigates a Kentucky mine and helps locals stand up for their ecological rights.

Seagal gets environmental!

A prophet able to interpret dreams is sold into slavery in ancient Egypt.

Moves too quickly.

Lost in space and time, Jack Deth lands in a dangerous reality ruled by the evil Lord Caliban.

Is this now supernatural horror?

A mobster’s ex-mistress befriends a boy orphaned by a murderous gunman.

Not everybody should do an accent.

A female gunfighter rides into a dusty frontier town and joins a deadly dueling competition to exact revenge for her father’s death.

Gene Hackman steals the show!

A profile of rocker Jon Mikl Thor.

Can this be like ‘Anvil! The Story of Anvil’?