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Red One

The head of North Pole security teams up with a hacker to locate a kidnapped Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.

Better than expected.

Keoma

An ex-Union gunfighter tries to save his plague infected hometown from being taken over by his racist half-brothers and a Confederate soldier.

Wasted potential.

A Wish for Wings That Work

Opus the flightless penguin writes a letter to Santa Claus with a request to just once fly like a real bird.

A nice watch for fans of Bloom County or Outland.

Dear Santa

A 6th grader writes a Christmas letter to Santa Claus to help with his problems only for his misspelling to lead to him meeting Satan who helps him out instead.

This does nothing well.

An Affair to Remember

A well-known playboy meets a young woman aboard a transatlantic ocean liner while traveling from Europe to New York after which the begin an affair.

And it’s memorable. The title says so.

That Christmas

When a snowstorm hits the village of Wellington-on-Sea, it changes everyone’s plans-including Santa’s.

Meh.

Freddy vs. Jason

Weakened and nearly forgotten, Freddy resurrects Jason to cause fear only to lose control of the killer forcing him to take direct action.

Maybe more epic than Avengers.

Home Alone 4

Kevin McCallister spends Christmas with his father and his father’s new girlfriend as his old nemesis Marv comes up with a plan to kidnap a visiting prince with help from his wife and an insider.

Rough.

Traded

A father must save his daughter who has been sold into prostitution and encounters an old enemy.

A pleasant surprise!

Star Wars: Skeleton Crew-Season One Pt. 1

Four children discover an old spaceship. Now far from home, they must find their way back.

So far so good.